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:	post by Martin Lawrence at the Newport Comedy Tent at 2014-04-10 22:41:20

Yo I got my man Dwyer here. Yeeaaahh. Dwyer son WASSSSSSSSUUUUPPPPP. That's my dawg, b. Yo y'all kno this nigga old. Homeboy was at the last supper tryin' set up a merch table nahI'm sayyyin. Distros wusnt even invented fo another two thounsin years they still told that nigga no. Sorry b, we bumpin yo ass fo Nuclear Blast u no how it is. Bidness is bidness.

Nah I'm playin. U my dawg Dwyer man U MY BOYYYYYYY DWWYYAAAAA. But for real niggas be bustin on Dwyer fo bein creepy, an that shit's true. I love my dawg but for real u be seein pictures of him with bitches and them bitches lookin scared as hell. You flip through them things fast enough u see that bitch blinkin morse code fuckin SOS HELP NIGGA.

But for real, all yall trippin on Dwyer creepin fall back. For real chill out.... Ya'll know that nigga's dick don't work. For real son. Would a nigga with a workin dick do the things he do? U imagine goin on a date wit tha nigga showin in in Metal Blade sweatpants. Tryina impress u talkin bout how Richard Christy left them at his grandma's house. Then he take u back ta his room.... That fuckin museum a bullshit he post like seven hunded pictures of a day with the motherfuckin CDS an tapes errywhere. Now here how I know that nigga ain't ever got no pussy. If that nigga jerked off too hard around that bullshit he'd be wearin that muthafuckin shit. U ain't gonna get no bitch to take her panties off if she think she gonna get buried under no Cannibal Corpse box set. U jizz on that bitches back she ain' gonna wanna get supermaned with no Facial Defecation demo, son. For real, stop trippin on the man. Yo girl be comin to you like "OHHH MA GOOOOOOODNESS..... OHHHH MA GOOOOODNESS.... DWYA DONE POKED ME ON FACEBOOK." U be like bitch shut the fuck up that nigga dick don't even work. That shit got bit off by a dinosaur. He cut that shit off an sold it fo a ride on Noah's Ark. I don' even know what. That motherfucka dick don't work.

I'm just playing Dwyer U so craaazy son WASSSSSSAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

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