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:	post by reppir_gnob at 2014-02-26 19:19:45

Dan%20Hammer said

We're contractually obligated to advertise our endorsements. Yes having them makes life slightly easier, but you can't pay for a music video in cymbal discounts.

The point is to make a better video than the last one we made with a real production crew. Duh we filmed ourselves in the last one when we had no budget. We want this one to be better.

You seem to have a lot of skin in the game on this. What's you're deal, Kemosabe?

We're in this to play the music we want as best we can for as many people as we can. The fact that you're turned off by a business card shows me that you're in this for the wrong reasons. Probably a member of the local poser patrol getting ready for the next true metal fashion show...
Sorry for the business card. I care more about promoting my music than I care about looking like I don't care about promoting my music so dweebs like you will think we're in it for the right reasons.

If the business card turns you off, we're probably not going to be your cup of tea. We're going for more of a "hey, everyone listen to us" thing than a "too kvlt for posers" thing anyway.

We're over 1k at the moment, so huge thank you to those who've supported us so far! I'm glad we're still on your mind!

Also, the videogame/dragonforce thing isn't ironic. It's pure awesome. I genuinely think those things are awesome and don't do it to be ironic.

Heh, hate to quote Biohazard on this but...
MUSIC FOR YOU AND ME, NOT FOR FUCKING INDUSTRY!"
So if I'm in it for the wrong reasons, why is it I'm not a gay spandex wearing rim job master like yourself?
Oh, wait that's right, I'm part of the super bogus pizza hating poser patrol waiting for the next metal fashion show...
Aww, I'm sowwy i hurt your wittle feelings :(
In actuality, we all know all proceeds go to your wife's pill smoking addiction, and you just want to get it over with so you can have your way with all the boys...
I love when you guys bring that half ass arcade with you and your the only one playing it.

But hey i have a video idea for you!

Sonic Pulse show scenereo:

(merch table)

You stand there looking around.
no one is looking back.
you pick up 1 of the 2 shirts you have to sell (because you're poor :( and straight out the wrinkles
still no one looking...
you play your own video game, but quickly move so someone else can have a turn.
still no one there...
confused by the absence of people you walk over to the bar and notice there's a lot of people there.
excited you run back to the ultra gay bro bro's (band mates)
and you tell "We made it, i know it. Tonight I'm wearing my gayest pair of pink bondage spandex, DLR would cum in his own face if he saw my mega-fag leotard!
Still no one comes in the room...
The band sets up (practice amp stax)
they can't tune because they're so poor they can't afford tuners :(
You play a cover of the Bozo the clown theme show.
The show goes on and no one ever comes in, plays your retarded dragonfart game, buys you "girls tee" nor does anyone take your business card. Your wife kills herself, you all quit, then have a giant homo orgy at your house that sucks.
The End.

Your welcome!

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