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: post by Goatrider at 2013-12-21 14:42:34
Of all the questions I've been asked in life, this is by far the most difficult. So many factors to judge! I don't think I can pick a favorite.

The most epic one was in early november, amidst the fury of drunk munchies. I recall it was the first and last time I would attempt to eat a "cheese dog." Let alone three of them, in addition to extra crispy KFC. Serious diet adjustments started after this.

The soupiest was on Halloween, after mixing antibiotics, Evan Williams, black coffee and Chipotle. Resulted in tears.

The most comedically timed was in early September, after eating naga pepper chili and having it hit me on the way to my girlfriend's house. I truly did not wish to break a loved one's toilet, (least of all a decidedly weak one) and so I waited until my departure. Dashing to the Alewife station public shitter, I found a lake of urine on the seat! "NO TIME," I uttered to myself as I scrambled to sit down... a mere fart emitted.
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