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:	post by ArrowHeadNLI at 2011-05-20 16:17:05

If the rapture were to occur (which, technically, there IS no rapture in the bible) then the actual "end of the world" after that takes something like 10 years. So we're still good. There's gonna be some earthquakes, the sun will go out, and most of the fish and game die. And poison water. Oh yes, and our pets and all the animals try to kill us. And there's some locusts. Some other awful shit too.

But then Jesus comes charging out of heaven at the end of those ten years. And if he's cool with you, you get to live on with him for 1000 years in perfect bliss on earth. THEN they destroy the earth, for a laugh. So in all, the world ends around 1010 years after saturday.

And I got a feeling Jesus is gonna like most of us. I mean, he's leading the four horsemen, and we like metallica. He'll have a flaming sword, and we like grilling meat. It all works out well, I'm betting.

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