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:	post by xmikex at 2009-12-21 09:16:34

Me: "Yeah hi, can I place an order for takeout?"
Sexy Voiced Chinese Woman: "Ooooh okay, u go head."
Me: "Ummm... yeah I'll take an S8 with general gau's chicken and crab rangoon."
Sexy Chinese Woman: "Oooooh general gau. Oh, my fravorite, sooo gooood. Wut yor name?"
Me: "...Mike."
Sexy Chinese Woman: "Mike yeah, 10 minute. Yeah okaaay, see you soon Miiiike."

*drive down to the place expecting to get a lapdance.*

Me: "Yeah it's Mike. I'm here for my food."
Old Chinese Man who's the only person in the whole restaurant: "MOWMOWMOWMOW!1! NINE DOLLA U PAY U PAY!"
Me: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

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