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: post by orgymf@work at 2008-08-29 12:48:51
i don't rememmber years too well at all
but here we go....

in high school, me and edmaggotfeast were in a bunch of different punk bands together
(t.y.t.y., the smurfs, c.c.b., the s.t.d.'s, armistice, the assholes, and c.c.p.t.)

in 1998 we started Maggot Feast.
we made a demo (ten songs, noisily recorded, old school style grind)

we started writing some droning/noisey/doom type shit....with some fast death metal parts mixed in....played a show with Anal Blast, played live on rttp (no one seemed to like it much)

then we decided it would be funny to do some "mock-satanic" death metal, so we wrote and recorded the song "Adversary of Mankind" (which would have been the album title, but we stopped at that song)

we recently decided to give up on M.F. because we have been dragging the name around for years with nothing to show for it.....

in 1999 i tried out for anal cunt, seth told me i was in.....
8 months later john gillis was in the band, so my tryout, and one drunken practice that i barely remember was the extent of that.

i was in a technical death metal band called "agony under glass" with James Swords, and Scott (goat throat) McFadden, and two kids whose names escape me......2000 i think......we wrote two songs, never got to play out, but i think James may still have a recording of this shit....which would rule, because it was some really good shit....but i haven't seen that kid in forever

me and Goat Throat and "Death Metal Jim" Lawler started a bunch of garbage noise/grind bands that never went anywhere between 2002 and 2005
(rotted prostitute, boring orafice, torched orphanage, pissgasm, and hawaii is gay)

during that time period, me, Goat Throat and Ben Goldberg (Benvocator)
started the dumbest band ever
"Ukranian Burger Harvest"
blastbeats
screaming about burgers, beer, wrestling and rape jokes....no guitar or bass.

completely pointless joke band.
lots of fun though.
a few demos kicking around, played a few shows, had a blast with it.

also during that time period, me, Death Metal Jim and our friend Renob had a really stupid noise project called "Shiatsu Excavation"
it was 3 microphones hooked up to a 4 track, and we attempted to (improvisationally) turn vocal noise into music.....it was awful, but funny as shit.....

we would usually put random crap like keyboard noises, guitar and samples on the fourth track.

I occasionally do stupid shit on "Fruity Loops" noise/tardcore/electrogrind etc. when i get bored

if i do it myself, i put it out under the name "Orgasmic Tortures"
and i have a bunch of shit recorded with my drunken friend "Offensive Joe"...the "band" was called "Joe and Orgy's Abortion Clinic"

at the end of 2005 Wayne (baronvonblastbeat) contacted me saying he wanted to put down the drumsticks, pick up the guitar, and start up Scum Bitch again.... so he asked me to play drums.

we recorded a fuckload of demos, and drum tracks for an album.....right now he is looking for a label to release the album (which i'm assuming he will put guitar and vocals too if anyone puts up the funding)......

but we had to cut the whole thing short when he moved to texas (i think he's looking to reform the band down there)

and currently i am in a band called "Channel 62"
it's Basically old school grind/fast hardcore (picture a cross between Spazz, The Queers, Hellnation and Lack of Interest), and the lyrics are all stupid personal jokes.

me and Kenny from the Doosh Bags were trying to start a grind band called "Fat Attack".....4 or 5 fat guys playing fast and screaming about beer and food....almost like U.B.H. but with bass and guitar.
but our situation fell through.
maybe someday?

also...another "maybe soon" situation
Rob Brown and Scott Darby were talking about reforming whoremastery
and if they do, i may end up playing for them.
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