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:	post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2008-08-25 17:29:09

If you could roll every aspect of being a badass into one guy, it would be Clive Owen in Shoot 'Em Up. I've owned this for months but just finally got around to watching it. HOLY FUCK. I've heard people bitch about it being "predictable" and other nonsense. To those people I say fuck you. This movie is fucking amazing. Here are some key aspects of the movie, with no spoilers:

-A man is killed by a carrot
-Well, technically several men are killed by carrots
-Clive Owen kills a bunch of dudes while fucking Monica Bellucci
-A man and his dog share delicious treats
-A baby loves heavy metal
-A dude gets his Prince Albert removed in a makeshift manner
-Gun fight falling from a plane

Anyone who hasn't seen this movie and considers themselves a man or a badass needs to watch this movie and appreciate the fuck out of it.

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