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:	post by NoodleFace at 2008-08-07 18:47:48

I only shit my pants twice. Once I was sick and swimming, tried to make it but didn't quite get there... It was awful because I was soaked and also just shit my pants, the most uncomfortable feeling.

The other time I was on the playground at school and the stupid bitch person watching us wouldn't let me in to take a shit. Sat on a bench and chatted it up with some other dude whilst shitting my pants. I was afraid to go to the nurse so I walked around all day with a turd in my pants. No one ever said anything, somehow. We're talking full release too, someone had to have smelled it.

My brother shit his pants in the best way possible. He can fart at will, that stupid trick where you suck air into your ass. You may have seen a guy do it on the howard stern show, it's exactly like that. He was doing it as a party trick at my neighbors house and was wearing some basketball shorts. Well.. he apparently did it for too long and clear shit right on the floor. Never went back there.

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