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[QUOTE="DYA%20/%20NLI:773576"][ fade in on a man at a table, eating oat bran cereal from a bowl ] Announcer: Hold it! Is that what you’re having for breakfast? Man: Sure, haven't you heard? Fiber is really good for you. Announcer: Well, there's fiber, and then there's high fiber. Try this. [ offstage hands replace cereal box with Colon Blow cereal box ] Man: Hmm.. Colon Blow. Sounds delicious. But is it really higher in fiber than my oat bran cereal? Announcer: Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow? Man: Two? Announcer: Guess again. Man: Three? Announcer: A little higher. Man: Four? Announcer: Keep trying. Man: Five? Announcer: No, you'll have to do better than that. Man: Seven? Announcer: Guess again. Man: Eight? Announcer: We'll give you one more guess. Man: Nine. Announcer: Not even close. [ table starts shaking ] It would take over 30,000 bowls. [ a giant pyramid of cereal bowls shoots up from under the man, who yells in terror as it rises ] To eat that much oat bran, you'd have to eat ten bowls a day, every day for eight and a half years. Man: [ after the pyramid settles; shouts from afar ] Wow! I think I get the picture! Colon Blow must be the highest fiber cereal on the market! Announcer: Not any more, now that there's new Super Colon Blow. Man: Super Colon Blow? [ pyramid rises even higher with the man screaming ] Announcer: It would take over two and a half million bowls of your oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Super Colon Blow. [ pyramid settles ] Man: [ overwhelmed ]I'm convinced! [ looks down the pyramid in panic ] [ cut to close-up of bowl with Colon Blow and Super Colon Blow boxes ] Jingle: "Colon Blow and you-u-u-u in the morning" Announcer: Colon Blow and new Super Colon Blow. Voiceover: Warning: may cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician. [ fade to black ] [/QUOTE]
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