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: post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2007-06-08 14:20:55
i don't even know where to start with this shit, haha. a priceless moment in CT a month or so ago comes to mind...

i was taking a right out of a stop and shop plaza at around 7 am on a saturday morning, so there were very few people around. i saw that the light turned green, looked to my left just to make sure no one was going to run their red light, and proceeded to take my turn. about 5 seconds later i have this fucking douchebag in a mazda tailgating me, holding down his horn, flashing his high beams and screaming. the guy was probably 50 feet from the light when my light turned green. the road splits into 2 lanes at one point, so he gets up next to me and rolls down his window, screaming his head off. when i told him "hey fuckface, i had a green light, suck my dick," he got bright red in the face and pulled his car over to the side of the road and just sat there.

just 2 nights ago i was taking a left at a light; there are 2 lanes that turn left at the light, then about 30 feet after the turn, the lanes merge. i was in the right of the 2 lanes. an old lady in a buick was in the left, and not even before the turn itself had been made, she swerved very abruptly into my lane. if i wasn't alert and didn't think that everyone around me sucks at driving, i would have gotten knocked off the fucking road. so, i honked my horn and made the "what the fuck was that?!" hand gesture and she fucking flipped me off! old people these days.
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