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: post by ariavette at 2007-05-24 12:49:59
A family of New York fans headed out one Saturday to shop for
the

youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picks
up a

Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to
become

a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston jersey for my
birthday." His big sister

is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and
says, "Go talk to mother."

Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his
mother. "Mom?"

"Yes, son?""I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I
would like this

jersey for my birthday." The mother is outraged at this,
promptly whacks him

around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes
with the Red Sox

jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm

going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for my
birthday." The

father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of
his head and

says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're

all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns
to his son and says "Son, I

hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes,

Dad, i have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've
only been a

Red Sox fan for an hour and I already hate you Yankee
bastards."
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