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New site? Maybe some day. Username: SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F) Message: UBB enabled. HTML disabled Spam Filtering enabledIcons: (click image to insert) Show All - pop Select Color orange orange-red crimson red firebrick dark red green limegreen teal silver sea-green deeppink tomato coral purple indigo burlywood sandy brown sienna chocolate FONTXXSmallXSmallSmallMediumLargeXLXXL :DG: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Char† ‡ ‰ ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ ‾ ← ↑ → ↓ ™ – —   ¡ ¢ £ ¤ ¥ ¦ § ¨ © ª « ¬ ­ ® ¯ ° ± ² ³ ´ µ ¶ · ¸ ¹ º » ¼ ½ ¾ ¿ À Á Â Ã Ä Å Æ Ç È É Ê Ë Ì Í Î Ï Ð Ñ Ò Ó Ô Õ Ö × Ø Ù Ú Û Ü Ý Þ ß à á â ã ä å æ ç è é ê ë ì í î ï ð ñ ò ó ô õ ö ÷ ø ù ú û ü ý þ ÿ b i u  add: url  image  video(?) : post by Big Mac at 2007-09-10 02:07:44 I posted these (I made all of these up) on Yahoo! Answers after thinking them up on the spot at work. Q: Why won't North Korea invade South Korea? A: They watched the CNN report on V-Tech So I was asking this girl out and she shot me down like we were at V-Tech. Q: Why is V-Tech so good at basketball? A: It involves shooting. Q: Did you hear about the new dress code at V-Tech? A: Level III body armor Q: Did you hear about Freshman orientation video at V-Tech? A: They have to watch The Matrix, Dirty Harry, and Death Wish to be prepared for class. Q: What do you say to your buddy when you're heading to your next class at V-Tech? A: Cover me Q: Did you hear the new V-Tech fight song? A: Please don't shoot me Q: Why are the ROTC cadets at V-Tech such crack marksmen? A: They get a lot of daily practice I don't want to be a prick, but according to the school paper at V-Tech, tactical vests are out and body armor is in. Q: What does going to the doctor and going to V-Tech have in common? A: Either way, you're bound to get shot. Q: What is the favorite drink at V-Tech? A: Shots (Russian Reversal on this one) In America, people shoot the shat. In V-Tech, shat shoots you Q: What's the most frequently visited store at V-Tech? A: Target I know I'm going to hell. But at least I didn't go to V-Tech Q: What's the difference between going to Baghdad and going to V-Tech? A: At least in Baghdad you expect to be shot at Turns out, at V-Tech, when you break up with someone you are not on the rebound....you're on the reload Q: Why did GLOCK send a 6000 dollar check to V-Tech? A: Product Placement.

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