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: post by Niccolai at 2007-02-28 02:40:21
I drank 2 things of jolt, 1 mountain dew amped and a tiger shot before Terminally played a show with Trinity Test at the Midway Cafe in JP and about a half hour before we left to the show, I had this exploding feeling in my stomache like I had to shit SOOOOO bad.

We were practicing at the sound museam in allston too, so incase any of you have had you shit there, you feel my pain.

KNowing the guy that runs the place has Hep C and at least 4 other sexually transmitted diseases, I tried making a paper ass-casket so i wouldn't haveto go butt-to-bowl, but there was no potty paper.

I ran back to our room and grabbed one of the 500 musiciansfriend catalogs i brought to the studio (thank fucking christ), and used it as a spacer, and as toilet paper. And too set the record straight, there is NOTHING more painfull than wiping your ass with a magazine. I was basically pissing out of my ass while squeezing my stomach and trying to think of malox.


I was scared to death and didn't touch anything in that gross ass bathroom, and once I got into the hallway it spelled like I released some ancient evil.

and I had to shit pretty much from the time we went on to the time I got home again.


So I don't drink energy drinks. except tiger shot which doesn't make my stomach explode with the cries of 1000 dead virgins.
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