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: post by Joe/NotCommon at 2006-04-19 09:12:58
My entire family is awesome. Here is a brief bio of them all:

Thomas (my dad) is going to be 69 this year. He is from Nova Scotia and has a reputation for beating down the MacDonalds because they are all pussies. He was in the airforce and has been to alot of pretty cool places. He use to hang out at the Chopping Block when he was younger, but it was called the Hitchin Post. He told me they had terrible bands playing there back then too when he realized the block was the same place.

Jeanette (my mom) was born in Fields Corner and once saw Johnny Cash in some dive bar before he got huge. She was quite the socialite despite being from a poor dorchester family, and her dance skills were unmatched in these parts. She pushed art and music on us growing up.

Ed (my oldest brother) is engaged to Jess, who comes from a super rich CT family. He got me into thrash and punk at a young age, which was cool. He was in Disengaged, owns about 30 guns (including a machine gun) and is a financial genius. I usually run ideas by him because I am a financial moron.

Matt (my other older brother) is a scientist at a lab in JP. He has been interrogated by the FBI on 2 seperate occasions because of college pranks gone wrong. He is definately an alcoholic, pretty fucking funny and alot bigger then me.

Katie (my little sister) is the smart one. She is acing a dual major in chemistry and physics, but still has a pretty active social life. She got accepted to the doctorate program at UMASS Amherst, so she will eventually become Dr.McNamara.

Dr.Mengelle (the cat) is black with some white. I had to leave her with my parents when I moved to Quincy. She loves to behead snakes (and jews).
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