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:	post by horror_tang at 2006-01-27 13:44:50

Got room for one more band on any of these shows. Me and Rich will wrestle in jello, naked at your shows if we don't play. And not wrestle each other, but random people in the audience, band members, club staff and innocent bystanders.

p.s. Rich has put on even more weight and I have even looser skin and more of the diabetes so we will look sexy naked and covered in jello humping someone's leg violently while our drummer looks on in his Member's Only jacket and our bass player fucks a virgin midget with a horse cock dildo (she has the horse the horse cock dildo, not the midget).

p.p.s. Midgets are sexy. They have the appearance of young children but are completely legal.

"I have teeth. Ocho you have you cows. Onion cows... with pregnant ticks."

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