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:	post by thegreatspaldino at 2007-12-05 10:00:37

yeah, having "soul" makes you:

1. buy ridiculously over-sized clothes with horrible, eye-melting colored patterns that have baby bottles, money signs, and terrible "urban" one-liners diarrhea'd all over them.

2. listen to nursery rhymes put to a beat

3. throw the biggest most useless wheels on anything and everything. like an Escalade needs 24" wheels with low profile tires. all you are doing is making yourself look like an idiot and your whip have a horrible, bumpy ride.

4. loot everything during a disaster, then shoot at the people trying to help you.

5. smoke newports

6. walk around with all sorts of ridiculous firepower at your side that you cant shoot accurately to save your life, neglect to clean, and tote around like you are a bad ass. so when the time comes to shoot it, you miss a few shots, your gun jams up, and then you look like a total moron right before you get a 9mm facelift.

7. think the hugest, grossest asses that have so much cottage cheese on them, that Hood thinks its a competitor to its dairy line, are hot.

8. do the "Soulja Boy" dance.

i'd rather have little to no soul if it meant that i would never do or partake in the shit i listed above.

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