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:	post by Kessaris at 2004-12-16 12:11:04

Nu-Metal: The protaganist arrives playing a $75 Ibanez with a metal zone pedal. The dragon is really dumb and gets into it. They do a sincrinized nu metal jump. The princess, dragon, and protaganist all decide that they don't need to fight, so they get in the Honda civic and drive to hot topic listening to Breaking Benjamin the whole way. The dragon then listens to Nevermore while walking past me and realizes it's awesome and disowns the protaganist and the princess. He decides he would rather eat people with taste.

Power metal: There is no protaganist...just Blind Guardian and Rhapsody. They have written so many songs on this subject, they know what to do. Blind Guardian and Rhapsody gather around for some nice bukake

Prog: James Labrie tickles the dragon's chin...the dragon tells him to sing in key and kills him.

Death: Vital Remains come in and fuck shit up...enough said.

Thrash: Testament, Exodus, Slayer, Megadeth, Metallica all go into the cave. Shadows Fall tell them that they are thrash, but they are left behind to lead the village to shelter because that aren't thrash...Testament and Exodus are the only 2 bands that leave still being thrash. Slayer decides to show up in Sum 41 videos and let Lil' John sample their stuff and insult everyone else in the cave. Megadeth disbands while in the cave several times before Dave Mustaine punches Lars in the mouth...lars then comes onto Dave and Dave just decides to leave. Metallica decide to cut their hair and ditch everyone else.

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