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:	post by attendmyrequiem at 2004-12-08 00:37:29

Today this kid I know, but not really friends with was on the same train as me today.

He sat down next to this 'lady' and she was like, "excuse me!?"
Then this kid accidentally bumped her with his backpack and she she said, "Will you take that fucking thing off already? You're annoying the hell out of me."

At this point she was annoying me more than anything, so I bumped in and was like, "I wish I was a bitch, too."
She turned to me and said, "Well, it happens ya know."
Then I said, "Wait... I totally meant to say cunt"
She scruffled up her face for a bit.

I decided to do alittle eye for an eye and said, "Did I ever tell you my theory of why bitches deserve to be hit?"
And she got up and yelled, "Did he just say what I think he said? I don't believe he said that!"
I went on to say, "They need to know their role."

She at this point was super offended and kept glaring at me while I gave her a nice pleasant smile in return. She got up to get off at Brookline Village stop and I then got up because that, too, is my stop. When she saw me get up she went to go sit back down.

moral of the story: If you want to be an asshole, don't expect people to give you head for it. Expect to get what you give.

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